So How Do Foreigners See Davao City?

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And the names posted here are the forum users...

In a month in Davao, I never once felt nervous about getting robbed or mugged. Only time I have been nervous at all is Malate and once In Cebu on Colon street, late at night.Davao is such a huge city and all of the taxi drivers were telling me how safe the place is, expecially for foreighners because the mayor makes sure no one F--ks with us. There was no need to leave the city, have the girls come to you, and is only a few dollars for them to take the bus to meet you in Davao, and then you also have the home field advantage with them, no family keeping an eye on your.My friend the other day said she did see a dead body near the Ponce hotel area. apparently it was a hit from the the mayors so called death squad, who takes out the bad guys. If I was a drug dealer or other criminal, I think I would be sure to make my sales outside the city limits.

- Some lucky guy

Davao is the scariest place I've ever been.Have you seen the creatures that are in People's Park. Big creatures with big eyes.Walk down a street anywhere in Davao and you are likely to hear people shout at you. They often say, "Hey Joe", which is probably some code word ...who knows. They are well trained as they smile at you when they shout out these code words. My adivce is to exit the area immediately.People are often staring at you. Who knows what they have planned. Walk past a group of people, any people...and then, quickly look back. 80% of the time they are looking at you. Who knows what devious plots are going thru their heads. But what is terribly distressing is that even women are part of this treachery. Especially women. They pretend they aren't looking, but if you are quick, you will notice they are eying you up and down like some piece of meat they are thinking of skinning.In fact, you should especially be aware of the devious agent females who prowl various entertainment areas and sometimes the streets of Davao. They target foreign males. They may be so bold as to strike up a conversation, give you a phone number, or even offer to visit your hotel room. It's not clear what kind of drug or potion they use, but men sometimes never come out of their rooms after such visits.You have been warned.

- Mr.Paranoid